** World Peace and Joy - even with all the devastation of war in the past there are so many of us who believe the only way to resolve differences is through killing our people. How can we be so ignorant and inhumane?
** There are no more hungry, homelessness and abused children in the world. All the children of the world get a chance to live a happy, loving and joyous life.
** Move back to Vancouver in 2 years.
Many happy wishes and joy to all those celebrating their birthday on this day too!
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My son Andrew has developed quite an interest in photography. Do you have any photos that your children have taken?
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** A Tudor who tooted a flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor,
“Is it harder to toot
or to tutor two tooters to toot?”
** Luke’s duck likes lakes. Luke Luck licks lakes. Luke’s duck licks lakes. Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes. Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.
from Dr. Seuss’ Fox in Socks
** 2 Y’s U R.
2 Y’s U B.
I C U R.
2 Y’s 4 me!
Tongue twisters are fun! Try some! Do you know of any good ones? Share with me!
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** Plant a tree or shrubs in your yard.
** Organize a clean up day in your community.
** When shopping, choose items with Least packaging.
Happy Earth Day! Check out some of these interesting sites for celebrating earth day :
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** At dusk I come without being fetched. At dawn I disappear without being stolen. I am a poets tears and a sailors guide. What am I?
** I am a token of ones love. I have no beginning and no end. Who am I?
** Whoever makes me, sells me. Whoever buys me, doesn’t need me. Whoever needs me, doesn’t buy. What am I?
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** Satellite clocks that do not tell the correct time??? We had a power outage for about an hour last night..when the power came back on, I DEPENDED on the satellite clock to set all my clocks…however, as I was to find out … my satellite clock was an hour behind! Hmmm…how mysterious!
** I have never witnessed snowstorm and thunderstorm happening at the same time…it was quite interesting as you watch out the window…heavy snow in strong winds and then claps of thunder.
** How you cannot seem to find an item where you knew for sure where you had last left it. You go back to that last location and the item is not there…you search everywhere for it but … mysteriously a few days later that same item is found back at the last location where you left it!!!
Do you have any mysteries in your life….unsolved???? Share with me!
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** Out Here On My Own — Irene Cara (Movie “Fame”)
** Where Are You Christmas — Faith Hill
** Castle On A Cloud — Les Miserables
What are some songs on your ipod?
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** Talk to your local dance, singing group to donate their talents and hold a concert where all proceeds go to the charity of choice.
** If you have a talent for knitting or sewing - you can organize or get a group together to knit socks, sweaters, scarves, etc for the homeless. There is always a need for warm coats and clothing.
** I think bake sales are a great way to easily raise money in a short time. Everyone has a sweet tooth and love baked goods.
Do you have any creative and neat ideas for fundraisers? Share with me.
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| 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin | |
| A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.” “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?” “Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was… God! I miss him! But now that I’ve married you, I’m really excited!” “Good,” said the new husband, “but, why?” “You’re a lawyer. This time I know I’m gonna get screwed!” |
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| Spaghetti | |
| A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.
One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy, She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a post card, and write “Spaghetti” on the back. He would then arrange for child support. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. “Honey,” she said, “you received a very strange post card today.” “Oh, just give it to me and I’ll explain it later,” he said. The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written “Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without.” |
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| Need Samples | |
| An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, “I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample.”
The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: “WHAT?” “What did he say? What’s he want?” His wife yells back, “He needs your underwear.” Have fun! |
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** Honey Glazed Donuts
** Strawberry Donuts
** Honey Cruellers
Yummy! Do you have any favourites from Tim Horton’s ? Share with me!
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